It is always entertaining to see how countries tend to interact with each other.
Many countries are always trying to outdo each other in every area, and many very funny jokes illustrate that point clearly.
To help you we have made a compilation of some of the best of the great jokes and funny one line jokes that we know - on all sorts of topics from short funny jokes to great jokes about countries to dating jokes to jokes about alcohol and much more.
To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.
He's just so cool and bohemian, he has a tattoo in Sanskrit.
Will you um, actually help me wash my car before Austin gets here?
But if you think he likes me, I'm gonna keep showing up. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but she stopped comin' in, so now I can't ask her out.
Oh my gosh Liz, do you remember that guy Austin from Indiana? Because I, well I kinda told him that he could live with me, or us, I don't know, is that okay? Well, thanks for being so cool about my homeless boyfriend. Oh, no, no, no, no that was just a joke, but you know, maybe if I let him live with me he'll say yes.
Below are some really funny jokes that show just how funny competition between countries can be: Russia and the U. were at the peak of the Cold War when they realized that they were going to destroy the entire world - several times over, even - if they kept competing by creating and using the traditional kinds of weapons. After long and arduous negotiations they decided that a dog fight was a great way to settle the dispute.